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Sunday, February 19, 2006

Stupifyingly Stupid Statements & More Mocking Of Same-Part 2

Welcome again everyone to the new episode of

"Laugh.....Or...Bitchslap?"

On our last episode, we dealt with the first cabinet meeting called by Dear Leader W in particular-his first Cabinet get-together after Katrina hit

And let's introduce today's inductee on

"Laugh.....Or...Bitchslap?"

That's right, Come on Down Rush Limbaugh

And on a personal aside, I thought that linked ditty about Limbaugh is best described as the liberal version of South Park's Cartman singing "Kyle's Mom Is A Stupid Bitch"

They're both toe-tapping little tunes

Now, on with the show

Okay, a short entry today, but one so ASTOUNDINGLY idiotic, in the truest Blithering sense possible, that it's unreal to see how ANYONE can make an argument anymore ignorant-in the most appallingly racial way no less-than the one Limbaugh uses to absolutely destroy whatever image of media savvy he likes to portray himselfas possessing in overwhelming abundance

On his radio show, Limbaugh rips the New York Times for not pointing out that the Dem candidate to run against Ohio GOP Senator Mike DeWine, Sherrod Brown, is black

"And don't forget, Sherrod Brown is black. There's a racial component here, too," adding that "the newspaper that I'm reading all this from is The New York Times, and they, of course, don't mention that."

The problem is that Sherrod Brown is White

Understand, Limbaugh slams the NYTimes for not broadcasting that Sherrod Brown is Black

In other words, Limbaugh bashes an entity for NOT being wrong

And for a possible explanation as to why Rush would make such a spectacularly stupid argument & insult, let's consider pronunciation from Limbaugh's mindset

Sherrod, despite Limbaugh’s dumb-ass assumptions about the race of a man with the first name ‘Sherrod’ and the last name ‘Brown’, Sherrod Brown is indeed a white guy.* He’s a Congressman, and has been for quite some time. His name is pronounced SHER-rod, not sher-ROD. A simple Google search would have returned http://sherrod.house.gov/ with a photo of his über-white mug in the upper right corner (White folks, even y’all have got to admit, Sherrod has the goofy-looking Midwestern white guy thing down cold).

Oh look, the mirth & merriment continues, as Limbaugh starts to flopsweat so bad he forgets he's talking about the Democratic Candidate For Senator

From OHIO

"Laugh.....Or...Bitchslap?"

Uh, Sherrod Brown's a white guy? Then I'm confusing him with somebody. OK, I'm sorry. I thought Sherrod Brown was -- I'm -- I'm confusing him with somebody then. Must be somebody in New York has got a similar name.

Perhaps, but it's not someone in New York who's running for Senator from Ohio

And then, Rush smartly whittles down his argument from New York to the entire United States

I erred when I said that Sherrod Brown is black. I'm confusing him with somebody with a similar name in the Democratic Party somewhere.

Yes Rush, you're confusing a Democrat by the name of Sherrod Brown with a Democrat by the namne of Sherrod brown

And then-yes, there's MORE-Limbaugh panics to the point he implies his own race is a bad thing

I'm not gonna apologize, 'cause I don't think it's an insult to be black. But -- but I did err. He is -- his is -- he is -- he is not black.

You;re so right Rush, it's NOT an insult to be black

But Sherrod Brown is NOT black, he's white

And then, realizing that White is something he can deal with, Limbaugh's faculties somewhat realign themselves with THIS bit of underreported historical context

He's one of these white European descendents in Ohio.

As opposed to all those white non-European descendants in Ohio

And with that, we're all out of time for this episode of

"Laugh.....Or...Bitchslap?"

We'll Play Again, REAL Soon

I've just been informed that we've got enough time to show the one military action Limbaugh EVER participated in

Operation Human Shield

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